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Poetry (Comedy)

Where's The Fungus? (WTF)
by _zachaoswithin_

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You want it?
You got it?
You need it?
You ate it?

I ask millionaires if I can get their...
money money money money.
Whatcha gotta do, huh...
honey honey honey honey?
Check it check it.
Back off,
back off,
I said get the hell off.
I said, shut the hell up,
you don't wanna have my fate.
I said, shut the heck up,
you don't wanna be Jean's date.
Oohhh!

Long no see! What the eiree?
When the hell did we order pizzas?
I'm having,
phony phony phony phony!
I really hate those goddamn...
phonies phonies phonies phonies!
Seizure, seizure, drool, drool,
shake it, shake it...
Bram! Bram! F'taaang!

Hear me out,
spit me out.
Maybe you'll know what I'm talking about.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Chicka chika, his name is, whoo??
I said...

Where's
My
Fungus?
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WTF!

Where's
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Fungus?
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WTF!

Where's
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Fungus?
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WTF!

I said what the f...??!!!

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